Jim's a poet with a few problems: he's a bald, overweight guy with a nasty case of toe fungus who still feels compelled to post naked pictures of himself all over the web. As if this wasn't enough to scare potential dates away, Jim also publishes a crush list on his blog listing all the women in which he's interested. In order to win the heart of one of the girls on that list, Jim decides to get himself, and his room, into courtship-shape.