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Just before mobster Joey Arnello spills the beans in federal court and enters witness protection, he collapses. Is he faking? A court order instructs House to find out – and fast. House and his team struggle to diagnose and cure Joey while Joey's brother Bill tries to slow things down and keep Joey from testifying. Meanwhile, Cuddy struggles to convince Vogler that House is an essential part of the hospital.
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Director:
Tim Hunter
Writer:
David Foster, John Mankiewicz
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Broadcast: 2005-03-22
Production No.: 115
Episode Overall No.: 15
Episode Type: Regular Episode
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Quotes:
Bill: (looking at a pig in the clinic) This is a procedure that you guys do a lot?
Chase: Oh, yeah. We have a whole barnyard down in the basement.
Dr. Chase: The hematoma caused the coma.
House: That's a catchy diagnosis. You could dance to that.
House: (to Cuddy) Good thing you fought for me though, right? Dress was a nice move, but you got to follow it up. Nasty weekend in Vegas, something that shows off your real...'administrative skills.'
Bill: Joey is not gay.
House: Maybe not gay, but certainly delightful.
House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person's estrogen level to increase dramatically.
Bill: What is it?
House: It's called...estrogen.
Dr. Chase: You can trust me.
House: Problem is, if I can't trust you, I can't trust your statement that I can trust you. But thanks anyway - you've been a big help.
Henry: (My brother) is not too smart.
House: Genetics is a powerful force.
House: Cancel the thumbscrews - we've got our culprit.
Everhardt: Who?
House: Not who - Hoo.
Everhardt: Huh?
House: Thanks for playing along.
Dr. Cameron: I don't have the right to show interest in someone?
Dr. Forman: You absolutely do. And I absolutely have the right to humiliate you for it.
Dr. Cameron: Cross off hemlock.
Dr. Forman: You thought he was being poisoned with hemlock? Dr. Eurpides tell you to check for that?
Dr. Forman: Your diabolic plan to convince the evil genius he's in the clear so he'll let his guard down and make a fatal mistake, sure
House: Well it's clearly not going to work now.
Dr. Chase: What evil genius?
House: If we knew that, we wouldn't need a diabolic plan, would we?
House: You know, they're gangsters, sure, but they're thoughtful too.
House: My car has been stolen.
Dr. Wilson: (sees House's new car) Or . . . reincarnated.
Bill: Your people insulted my brother.
House: What? Romano in the Parmesan cheese shaker again?
Vogler: Well, this is not a team. It's not a boat, not a machine that has a lot of parts of it that have to work together. The metaphors are all crap. This is a business - that's all it is.
Dr. Chase: Okay, and why is (Cameron's) test better then mine?
House: Because she's cuter.
Dr. Forman: What's wrong with the timing?
House: You get home night - your wife hits you with a baseball bat. Likely causes: the fact that you hadn't thanked her for dinner in eight years, or the receipt for fur handcuffs that she found in your pants. Sudden onset equals proximate cause.
Vogler: Da-da-da-Dr. House in the house!
House: But unless I've been named as the fourth part of the axis of evil, invaded, and occupied, this is still not a democracy. He's staying.
Dr. Forman: I saw we evacuate the cavity, see if he wakes up.
House: The neurologist thinks it's his brain and wants to open up his head. Frankly I'm shocked. And you get to use the big-boy drill in daddy's big red tool box.
Bill: His name's Joey - he's my only brother.
House: He's important to you. Got it. So no placebos for him – we'll use the real medicine. Well, this was fun - let's do it again soon.
House: Jail. You'd like that. No more naughty schoolgirl. Conjugal visit - that's (Cuddy's) new fantasy.
House: I need the lawyer.
Vogler: Who'd you kill?
House: Nobody. But it's not even lunch.
Dr. Cuddy: House has been very busy...
Vogler: Saving New Jersey from leprosy - yes, I know. |
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