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House's ex-girlfriend Stacy Warner returns – not for House but to get help for her ailing husband. While House decides whether or not to take her case, Cuddy forces him to present a lecture to a class of medical students. As he weaves the stories of three patients who all present with a similar symptom, House gives a lecture the students will never forget.
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Director:
Paris Barclay
Writer:
David Shore
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Broadcast: 2005-05-17
Production No.: 121
Episode Overall No.: 21
Episode Type: Regular Episode
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Episode Notes -  |
This episode won a Humanitas cash prize of $15,000. saluted for "its poignant probe into the pain and confusion that comes when someone we love disappoints us.”
David Shore won an Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Drama Series for this episode.
Quotes:
House: Three guys walk into a clinic. Their legs hurt. What's wrong with them?
(keen student raises his hand)
House: I am not going to like you am I?
House I'll do the lecture for four hours off clinic.
Dr. Cuddy: Two. I know you'd rather spend a couple of hours listening to yourself than listening to patients.
House: (about a lecture) I'm not doing it. (leaves, then stops) You're supposed to stop me. Renegotiate.
Dr. Cuddy: Hmm, and you were supposed to keep on walking. Sorry, I guess we both screwed up. Go on, do it again.
House: (to Keen Student) I saw the way you were looking at Carmen. She’s mine, stay away.
Stacy: You're in pain; you're not thinking clearly.
House: That's why I need the damn morphine!
Chase: I don’t care if he’s scratching your nads off, don’t let go.
House: (describing a case) And C, (cut to a mini-golf course) we’ve got Carmen Electra. Golfing.
Keen: Whoa, you treated the Baywatch chick?
House: The Baywatch thespian. And no, I’ve gotta disguise the identity of each of the patients and I got tired of using the middle-aged man. Carmen seemed like a pleasant alternative. Also, she’s apparently quite the golfer.
House: How am I doing? Well, the last five years have been like… you ever see those "Girls Gone Wild” videos?
Stacy: Your life has been like that, or been spent watching them.
House: I like my leg. I've had it for as long as I can remember.
Dr. Cuddy: Dr. Riley is throwing up; he obviously can’t lecture.
House: You witnessed the spew, or you just have his word for it? I think I’m coming down with a little bit of the clap. I may have to go home for a few days.
House: (walking away from the class) Can you still hear me?
Rebellious Student: No.
Caring Student: A little.
Keen Student: Not really.
House: If you can't hear me, how do you know what I asked?
House: Why is it always me?
Cuddy: Because the world hates you. |
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House (2004) - 1x21 - Three Stories