Naboo and Bollo are off on the Head Shaman's stag do, leaving Howard and Vince in charge of Nabootique.
The duo challenge one another to a sales contest, each trying to sell their latest fads, Elbow Patches and The Indie Celebrity Radar respectively.
Things are going pretty well until an unexpected visit from the evil cockney Hitcher.
After summoning Elsie Queen of Eels, The Hitcher demands protection money from the boys, but this is money the boys just don't have...