Vince is MCing a night at the Velvet Onion, to be headlined by The Black Tubes. Keen to fill the shoes of their recently-deceased front man, Vince goes to great lengths to get into their obligatory drainpipe jeans, but at a price. Howard takes acting lessons from Montgomery Flange to try to overcome his stage fright and secure work with director Jurgen Harbourmaster, but will he miss out to Sammy the Crab?