Ross tries to track down Emily by phone. Joey thinks he's hosting a telethon for PBS; this brings up bad memories for Phoebe. Ross talks to Emily. Monica tells Rachel she has a secret boyfriend, who's the best she's ever had. Chandler overhears this and can't stop asking questions about himself, taking advantage of their situation. Emily wants Ross to move to London. Joey turns out to be a pledge-taker, competing for on-air time. Phoebe tries to find a selfless good deed because Joey told her she couldn't. Emily agrees to come see Ross and try to make their marriage work, but only if he doesn't see Rachel anymore. Phoebe donates money to the pledge drive as a selfless good deed. Without knowing what she's helping with, Rachel talks Ross into giving into Emily's decision.