J.D. and Turk are going through some financial problems and in an effort to save some money they start to steal stuff from the hospital like toilet paper and pudding. The janitor becomes suspicious of J.D., but ends up taking home a computer himself. J.D. also gets mad at Turk for stealing a hundred bucks from him for their free clinic work, but after he realizes that Turk and Carla are going to get married he lets it go. Meanwhile, Elliot has some financial problems of her own when her father cuts her loose of all the money after she took a stand and refused to take on OBGYN. And Dr. Cox has to choose between his hot girlfriend, Julie, and his old fling, Jordan, who shows up pregnant at his apartment.